I need $1000
Dear universe, it has been a while. Since I last called you things have been a litte rough. I’ve lost a lot …
I’ll take $500 per day for now
Dear universe, I have decided to modify the request I put in back on the 5th of July when I told you …
I need to make $1500 per day
Dear Universe, I am starting to become doubtful that you understand English, so I am going to ask from you in French …
I need $2500 by Thursday
Dear Universe, I guess you think that just because I haven’t said anything about it I haven’t noticed that you failed, yet …
I need $1500 by Monday!
Dear universe, it is 10:42PM Eastern Standard Time. I asked you to deliver $500 to me by 9PM Eastern Standard time and …
I need $500 right now
Dear Universe, I need $500 right now. Well, it doesn’t actually have to be right now but it does need to be …