Summer dresses
I want some summer dresses that I can feel comfortable wearing. They must be dresses that don’t draw attention to fat, sagging, …
If you believe you’re worthless you are
I have awoken this morning with my head on Channel hopeless. The programs that air on that channel are, as you can …
You can have a flat stomach
Unless you’re pregnant, or you’re unlucky enough to have fibroids or some other type of tumor growing in your stomach that makes …
You can’t live your best life if you’re poor
I got to thinking today about that whole “live your best life” movement and how easy it is for people like Oprah …
P.Diddy makes Naomi Campbell cry
Rich bitches cry too. Poor Naomi Campbell. She’s among the bitchiest of history’s rich bitches, and she’s apparently been brought to tears …
Ritz crackers for breakfast?
Come on! Ritz crackers for breakfast? Shame on me. I just consumed 2 servings of ritz crackers for breakfast. That’s a pretty …
Take the Paris Hilton road to wealth
Get them talking about you! The problem with girls like you and me is that we don’t have the courage to stand …
Getting back my ballerina arms
I used to have ballerina arms. That was because I used dance. I wasn’t technically a ballerina because I was never formally …
Cannes Film Festival
Some of Hollywood’s rich and famous have been in Cannes France for the Cannes film festival this week. Madonna was there to …
Conspiracy
Do you ever feel like God hates you and does everything he can to make life hard for you? I don’t believe …