Rich woman, 82, seeking young man 18 – 21

Came across an ad supposedly placed by an 82-year old woman who has $4.5 million dollars she’s looking to turn over to a hot young man aged 18 – 21 who will strip for her and give her lap dances. Too bad I’m not a hot 18 – 21 year old young man.

Would I buy entertainment if I was an 82 year old rich bitch who couldn’t get entertainment otherwise? Why not?